Our hosts are joined by Sean to discuss the first Pirates of the Caribbean film. We unpack the details of this iconic popcorn movie, delight in quotes, and express concern over how Norrington is a groomer.

Next episode: Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

Stephen | Dan

This movie is a god damn fever dream, and in order to wake up from it, Stephen, Kat, and Dan must deal with out-of-touch concepts of 70s punks, scenes so repetitive that the notes get completely lost, sinophobia, and the joke of wife (dumb).

Next episode: Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

The Tama Masterpost

Stephen | Dan

We had an okay time with this movie. It's a perfectly fine movie! A movie that revolves around Eddie Murphy getting cucked by a ghost! In this episode, we discuss theme park rides, bad husbands, and cuckoldry.

Next episode: The Million Dollar Duck

Stephen | Dan

This movie was pretty alright! A little too focused on making jokes about a teenage boy being a virgin, but a fun and solid experience. The mouseketeers spout movie trivia and discuss curses and costumes. Stephen makes a dad joke.

Next episode: The Haunted Mansion (2003)

Stephen | Dan

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This movie was absolutely beautiful and made some interesting comments but also we had some problems with the fact that the protagonist is kind of a white savior. Nonetheless, it was really good! We discuss Ms. Packard Lore, Mole the dirt pervert, and archeology and anthropology's history with orientalism!

Next episode: Hocus Pocus

Stephen | Dan

News reporter Tim O'Hara discovers that Christopher Lloyd has crash-landed on Earth! After some efforts are made to expose this aging actor's identity as a martian (and some wAcKy hijinks with a funny horny spacesuit voiced by Wayne Knight) it's up to him to help him repair his spaceship, evade the government, and return to his home planet of Mars!

Next episode: Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Stephen | Dan

A mystery must be solved in Mouse London, and it's up to Basil to solve it and defeat his ex-boyfriend! Stephen, Kat, and Dan take a trip to London, attend a horny mouse burlesque show, and solve a mystery of their own in order to win a contest that ended in 2001.

Next Week: My Favorite Martian

Stephen | Dan

We introduce ourselves in this one! Thanks for listening, and tune in next time to hear us talk about The Great Mouse Detective! Discord: https://discord.gg/ptNSyKU Stephen's Twitter: twitter.com/Mooreshmallow Dan's Link Tree: https://t.co/ey9mbMREO8?amp=1 Kat's social media: She doesn't have any, but she's in the Discord sometimes.